Happened Today
May 21, 2022
These things happened today.
Adele
Adele: Dad, now my knee hurts.
Me: What about your thigh? Is it better?
Adele: Thigh doesn’t hurt anymore.
Me: At least it’s going down.
Parking
I stopped the car right in front of the busy Costco entrance to load things. I thought it would be a 2 seconds pit stop, but it took longer.
Dumb idea. All cars behind me had to go around.
One dude in a Mercedes Benz SUV yelled at me as he made the pass: What The F@&$ Man!
Returns
I dreaded returning the swimsuit at Costco on a Saturday morning. Instead of a 20 people queue, I was surprised to see only one person in front of me!
I asked the Costco guy walking by: "What happened? No lines?"
He said: "They knew you were coming."